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Barney's Farm created Critical Kush by blending two fabulous cannabis strains— Critical Mass and OG Kush— into an indica-dominant hybrid that is totally relaxing. Those who have used Critical Kush note that it has a calming effect throughout the mind and body and that it delivers potent pain and stress-relieving effects. Critical Kush's buds are absolutely covered with potent deep red pistils and fine crystal trichomes and have an earthy aroma of pine. This strain tends to test between 15-25% THC depending on the quality of its nurturing during its growing phase, so this strain is satisfyingly strong for the majority of cannabis patients.

A common-sense combination of the beloved strains Critical Mass and AK-47, Critical 47 is known for its sweet peach pie aroma and its high potency (usually testing between 16-22% THC). Cannabis patients enjoy this strain's physically and cerebrally relaxing effects, as well as the powerful sedation that occurs when this strain is used in excess. Critical 47's dense, chunky buds are dusted with potent sticky trichomes and pistils. This strain's effects may help some patients in relieving symptoms of chronic pain conditions, insomnia, anxiety, and appetite loss.

Critical Bilbo is a particularly euphoric cut of the powerful indica-dominant strain, Critical Mass. Cannabis enthusiasts love Critical Bilbo for the strain's heavy near-narcotic sedation and the euphoric and talkative effects that make this phenotype so unique. This strain is fast-growing, often flowering in only 50 days, and produces large, fluffy buds known for their potency. This strain's effects may be helpful in relieving some symptoms of insomnia, chronic pain, and anxiety conditions. Because Critical Bilbo is so potent and its effects so strong, this strain is recommended for more experienced cannabis users who have a higher tolerance for THC, or patients who need particularly potent medication.

Critical Cheese is a sativa-dominant hybrid that was created when Dinafem Seeds combined Cheese with Critical Plus in order to create a strain to unify the great traits of its parent strains. The first thing to notice about this strain is its intensely pungent aroma of creamy cheese and fresh mint flavor, as well as the big appealing flowers that are covered with visibly potent trichomes. Those who have used Critical Cheese enjoy the strain's relaxing high and cerebral euphoria, and the sociable mood effect this strain is known for producing. One of the most amazing things about Critical Cheese is how simple it is to grow the strain, as it is extremely hardy and fast-flowering, as this strain is usually ready to flower within 9 weeks.

Barney's Farm created this strain, also commonly called CBD Critical Cure, by combining the famed Critical Kush with the difficult-to-find Quimiotipo CBD. Critical Cure tends to test around 10% THC and 14% CBD, giving this strain the euphoric healing traits CBD alongside some of the THC traits that cannabis users expect. Patients' describe their experiences with this strain as absolutely calming and relaxing and relieves pain like nothing else, energetic enough to use as an all-day medication but without any overstimulation that can cause anxiety for some users. Each of these delicious nugs smells like Christmas – fragrant notes of earthy pine combine with a delicious sweet fruitcake-like smell.

Clearly a cross between the popular strains Critical Mass and Afghan Haze, this strain is indica-dominant and well known for the uplifting effects it provides. Patients love Critical Haze's dreamy cerebral effect as well as the exciting euphoric buzz it produces, which can be somewhat psychoactive and extremely sedative when this strain is used in excess. The buds of this beautiful plant are mossy green and inundated with sticky potent trichomes and orange-red pistils. Often, Critical Haze's flowers have a proportion of about 11-22% THC, depending on the quality of care the plant received while growing.

Bred by T.H. Seeds, Critical Hog combines the effects of two famously potent strains Critical Mass and Tennessee Hog. Those who have tried this balanced hybrid describe the strain as superbly euphoric and somewhat arousing, though the indica side of this strain delivers a relaxing body effect that effectively subdues most aches and pains. Critical Hog has extremely frosty flowers that are dotted with very light-colored pistils and shimmering translucent trichomes, and their fragrance is subtly earthy with a fresh floral aroma that smells like feminine perfume. Generally, Critical Hog's plants will flower in about 8 weeks and will produce a slightly larger than average yield of dense flowers.

The combination of two award-winning parents, Critical Mass and Kali Mist, Critical Kali Mist is a euphoric sativa-dominant hybrid. Especially beloved for the laughter-inducing mood effect this strain induces, patients report that Critical Kali Mist is stimulating and clear-headed, while the body effect is pain-relieving and long-lasting. This strain has been tested at around 12-15% THC, making it satisfyingly strong enough for many cannabis patients. This bud has a fragrant chemical aroma with hints of warm spices, and each long cola has deep rust-colored pistils at its tip and a fine dust of trichomes encrusting the surface.

Created by Mr. Nice Seed Bank, Critical Mass blends Skunk #1 with Afghani into this relaxing indica-dominant hybrid strain, known for its intense pain-relieving abilities. Patients find this strain to be superbly sedative, leaving patients simultaneously uplifted and relieved of all stress and pain. Some varieties of this strain are high in CBD (usually between 7-10%), and the THC levels in Critical Mass have been found to lay between 10-20%. This strain's flowers are bright green and absolutely covered with sparkling trichomes. Critical Mass's relaxing traits and potency in both THC and CBD make it a suitable choice for treating chronic pain conditions, migraines, anxiety, depression, and insomnia.