Hippie Crippler
Hybrid3 listings from 2 seed banksBred by Growers Choice Seedsprices checked Nov 5
- THC
- 15–23%
- Flowering
- 55–65 days
- 30-day price
- no change
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Price history: 30 observed days, 2026-10-07 to 2026-11-05 (UTC). Lowest recorded: $8.44/seed, before shipping and coupon codes. Gaps mean no in-stock price was recorded.
Genetics
Full tree →Reported parents: AK-47 × Blue Satellite. The parent order is not recorded. Sources
Grow specs
- Yield indoors
- 400 g/m²
- Yield outdoors
- 400 g/plant
- Height
- Medium
- Difficulty
- Moderate
- Grows
- Indoors or out
Reported in catalog and seed-bank records; not independently tested. Yields are the breeder's figures under their conditions, not a promise.
Harvest timing
Harvest 55–65 days after the flip to 12/12.
From seed with a 6-week veg, about 14–15.5 weeks. Autoflower versions run on their own clock, usually 10 to 12 weeks from seed.
Plan a Hippie Crippler grow in the harvest calculator →About Hippie Crippler
Hippie Crippler (sometimes spelled Hippy Crippler) combines Blue Satellite with AK-47 to create a euphoric sativa-dominant hybrid with creativity-inducing effects.
Patients who have sampled Hippie Crippler say that this strain is an energetic one, inducing a sense of euphoria in every patient that becomes overwhelmingly dreamy when a high dosage is used.
THC levels of Hippie Crippler hover around 15-18% THC making this a good strain for cannabis users with a lower tolerance, and each flower of Hippie Crippler has a fragrance of pine that is sweet to smoke or vaporize.
These buds are fluffy and desaturated green, a few spiraled yellowish pistils stick out between every calyx amongst a halo of trichomes.
Data & sources
Growing details and parentage reflect catalog and seed-bank records. They are not independent grow tests or lab results. How we use these records.
The description comes from Leafist's earlier strain catalog; its original source is not recorded.
Reported parent sources
Confidence scores describe our extraction and name matching, not a genetic percentage or independent verification. Method.
- AK-47
An original source URL is not recorded.
- Blue Satellite
An original source URL is not recorded.
Seed-bank records (4)
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